“Never again…”

By Ellyn. Filed in Humor  |   
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Found this buried in my old website files:

I can’t ever again…
…Say “polish” as in “nail polish”, with a short O sound.  It always comes out Polish with a long o… POWITH!
…Look at a Dwarf Hotot and think “Woah!  Lookit how big that rabbits eyes are!”  Instead its…”yeah that’s a nice width of eyebands, but a little feathered.”
…Hear of someone overpaying for something without thinking “I could buy a 4 hole 18×24 stack with that much $$$”
…Have a non-rabbit screen saver
…Tell you the dates of Fridays in a month.  However, on any given month I can rattle off all the dates of the Saturdays!
…Look at a picture and say “Oh how cute!”  Instead its  (if a crossbred)  “It looks like he’s got some __(blank)__ in him.”  or (if purebred) “I’d love to see him posed!”
…See someone’s pet rabbit without taking it out and listing its faults and DQ’s.
… See a VW Beetle without thinking it looks like a topline with an arch too far forward.

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8 Comments

  1. Comment by Lindsey:

    LOL Oh so true!!

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